Ballet

I'm off to ballet. Ballet is one of those funny words that when you see them you think, "That's not spelled right!" It should be spelled balae or ballea or something like that. But with a t? No. Of course not. Some things in life are weird.

Twilight

Okay. Most NORMAL teenage girls have read Twilight. Why is this so? Because it's a story about vampires and Bella and then Bella falls in love with the vampires and isn't that just dandy? Yes, of course it is despite the fact that Bella could possibly be eaten at any second by Edward because Bella apparently smells really good which makes Edward want to eat her. Don't get me wrong, I love the books. So what was my point in writing this. There is something I must tell the world. (Or my two followers)

The movie sucked!

Terrible!

Worst movie ever!

They took the original story, put it in a blender, and then stuck it 0n a TV screen for all of the world to oooohhhh and aaaahhhhh over. What any real Twilight fan would know is that everything was off. The actors, the story line, everything! (Except for the setting...)

Hopefully New Moon will be better, but I doubt it.

How Cool Is It That I Have 0 Followers?

Yes. I'm excited about 0 followers. Really. I am. I promise. Why am I excited? Because I can say ANYTHING I want to. Anything. Just to influence my point, I'm going to write about random topics.

Zebras- Cute, but the stripes make em' look weird.

Ants- To freaky. When there's a lot of them it makes me think there going to take over the world some day.

The Moon- Is it really made of cheese?

Broccoli- To green. To healthy.

McDonalds- They cook their chickens live.

Toes- Why do we have ten of them?

High Fructose Corn Syrup- It makes my teeth feel like plastic.

There. Have I made my point? Yippe for 0 followers.

-Fidelity

Later- Okay. 2 followers!

Now I can't say random things....

SAAADDD